wittishism

A statement or story that has the pattern or structure of a joke or quip but is actually a confirmation of expectation rather than subversion of it.

- /u/WrongYouAreNot

“I identify as an attack helicopter, snowflake!”

“Sorry, sport! That ‘joke’ isn’t really offensive or funny, it just shows that you don’t really understand humor. You’re just appealing to other people who think like you with wittishisms like that.”

by ElliNoriColi May 13, 2021

Witnit

drew's dream and claims is hot and a femboy please im begging im being held at gunpoint to upload this definition please help please please please jsut stop hes not hot stop please

Wow that man is named Witnit

by spike94 November 16, 2021

WITFITS

Common acronym for “What In The Fuck Is This Shit”

Buddy1 sends naked pics of 80 year old man!

Buddy 2 response - WITFITS

by Jesus February 9, 2005

witnie

a young pretty eyed curly haired girl who's worth falling in love with. someone you can spend a lifetime with. A caramel cute color girl . trustworthy ; love able girl you should meet you a Witnie.

example : I love Witnie

being with a Witnie makes me feel like I'm on top of the world.

by realofakind July 30, 2014

WitFist

A person who is against Zack Snyder’s filmography; a “Snyder-anti”.

Thomas Jefferson is an angry witfist.

by The New Urban Dictionary April 18, 2021

final fantasy: the spirits within

a movie made in 2001 based on the final fantasy videogame series. Although VERY unpopular, the story was pretty good (not great, but good), and the graffics were done very well.
It's no epic, like the games, but it's nice to watch

final fantasy: the spirits within was alright. I'd give it a 7 out of 10.

by Tegeth September 4, 2006

withiam

A term used very rarely and only on special occasions to describe one who has reached the pinnacle of success and obtained the unending envy of his peers.

Joe is the smartest and coolest. He is a real withiam.

by Tom--- December 24, 2007