Jemima's Witnesses

A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!
I'm Jemima's Witnesses. I believe that Mrs Butterworth is evil.
by Geshman WG October 11, 2010
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Rapier Wit

a sharp intellect, making points so deadly they are like a french rapier sword in fencing duels
his rapier wit devastated that idiot in debate
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Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation
1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.
by Arronos del Pavronos March 17, 2006
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Wit Kettle

A term created by Dylan Hester which has a meaning nobody knows of.
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shinnie the wit

The Polite Spoonerist way of addressing Winnie The Pooh's father, the unforunately named Winnie The Shit..
Boy: "Daddy, why is Winnie the Pooh called Pooh?"

Daddy: "Because he is a little Sh.. Pooh!, but his father decided to change the family name to something less obviously turd related.. Not a particularly major change considering the fact that most folk still wonder if the name of "pooh" is in anyway related to the fact the perverted bear is naked from the waist down.."

Boy: "So, what was his father called?"..

Daddy: "erm, ... Shinnie the Wit?"
by Drex Johnson March 08, 2010
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mother wit

If you had any mother wit, you would not look for a gas leak with a match.
You don't have the sense you were born with.
by Earl F. Parrish August 21, 2006
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Granola's Witness

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.
"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009
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