by Lacey Knizner June 22, 2006
by Henry201010 March 10, 2012
The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.
It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"
Terry - "Swag"
Terry - "Swag"
by twizzlaaaaaaa January 01, 2012
will-ee wee-nk-s: a blowjob that includes butterfly kisses on the head of the penis. Banned in Canada.
by reasontorhyme December 05, 2012
The image one sees when looking up at a woman in yoga pants who is climbing with one leg perched above the other
by BPH47 March 08, 2018
by i hate superbowl February 16, 2010
crinkly wink: a view of someone's anus, particularly if puckered shut and resembling an asterisk (*). (KRIN-kul-lee WINK)(n)
"Yuck! Dude bent over in the locker room and I got a crinkly wink; how do I unsee that? Damn, now I need eyebleach."
by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020