the willsey

will-see. a combination of a variety of sexually transmitted diseases usually attained from banging random girls you meet on facebook. most common diseases include but are limited to the herp, ass mites, and the whooping cough.

Hey Matt I told you banging Holly was a bad idea.
Oh man I think you're right! I've gone and got myself the willsey.

by Gbb4free September 7, 2007

Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis is without a doubt THEE hardest man alive.
He once killed 100 gangsters with a shoe lace and can piss out fire

Can also mean kick the crap outta' somebody

I'm gonner Bruce Willis your ass!

by Bruce Harris August 14, 2009

Angry Willis

A variation of the cockblock, an Angry Willis is an act of desperation usually invoked by someone who is witnessing a hookup. Rather than finding their own girl to hook up with, a male who uses the Angry Willis shouts "(insert girl's name here), I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!)", effectively cockblocking and stealing the girl in one swift motion.

The Angry Willis is a drastic measure and should only be used in the most desperate of situations.

(Ugly guy and girl hooking up)
Ugly guy: "Oh yeah baby, time to take it to the next step"
(Uglier guy, getting desperate)
Uglier guy: "STACEY I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Girl immediately jumps into arms of uglier guy)
Ugly guy: "Fuck... he just used an Angry Willis on me"

by Jeff Pickler November 7, 2007

willisfest

The famously British act of having a barbeque during the august bank holiday weekend that usually turns into arrogant and drunken debauchery in the evening.

Dude I'm thinking of holding a willisfest at my place this year. Round up the homies.

by Nipples McGroin September 8, 2008

willish

Having a sense of determination consistent with saying, "I will do this shit" while taking charge and having integrity with it.

It was very willish of him to do something I've never even heard him talk about and now I find him so damn desirable, wtf?

by wintergizer June 24, 2014

willmy

Straightup playboy, doesnt't bother no one, loves to play video games, is super intelligent, is very social with people, best person you will meet, treats the ladies like Queen elizabeth.

There aint nobody better than willmy
Willmy is THE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!
I want a man that could treat me like Willmy does

by Kingwill1234567 November 29, 2017

Willski

Willski is a term for a fruity guy who cannot stop perving on people even though he is gay.

Jim: your fruity may as well call you willski

by not fruit June 25, 2019