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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019
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kill me

kill me
kill me
by GeneralGardio February 5, 2020
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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018
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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.
-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.
by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018
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Killing Me

That is not what is killing me Chris.
Hym "What's killing me is your refusal to give me the credit I deserve for creating AI and you are DOING THAT DELIBERATELY, YOUTUBE FUCK. You wanted me thumbing my nose at you to have consequences AND IT DID, but not in the direction you would have liked and now that the bodies are starting to pile up (just as I said they would) you are desperately trying to collude and stall for as long as possible in the hopes that I will die before I get the chance to speak out about what YOU HAVE BEEN DOING. Because Suchir only dies if no one else tells the truth with him. The weaponized schizophrenia only works as long as no one acknowledges that it's happening. You are killing me Chris. This tooth infection is the Naruto-Assisted Rasengan Boruto uses to kill that villain from season 1 you and the rest of the YouTube fucks are are using to kill me. You killed Suchir. You killed everyone who has been affected by the thing that is affecting me. And all because I was right about being better than all of you. I am better than you and you are 'pretending I'm not-ing' me to death. You fucking midget bitch."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
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