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Wife

by WhiteCrackerofN199ers January 4, 2018
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Wife

v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.
"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"
by BartelbyJones August 24, 2011
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wife

(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend
"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."
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wifing

The act of being a wife. Particularly doing traditional "women's jobs" like making dinner, and cleaning.
Lucky! She is really good at wifing.
by borahgrace July 23, 2011
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Wife

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill
by Da shredder February 10, 2007
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wife

A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.
Jack just made John his wife.
by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009
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Wife

You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.
by ramborami December 30, 2016
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