Wife

v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.
"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"
by BartelbyJones August 21, 2011
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wife

(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend
"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."
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wifing

The act of being a wife. Particularly doing traditional "women's jobs" like making dinner, and cleaning.
Lucky! She is really good at wifing.
by borahgrace July 22, 2011
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Wife

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill
by Da shredder February 09, 2007
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wife

A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.
Jack just made John his wife.
by Deep blue 2012 September 03, 2009
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Wife

You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.
by ramborami December 29, 2016
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