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Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.
“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
by SaraMrk June 25, 2021
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Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.
That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.
by MelvinH September 30, 2017
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reversed wet willy

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth
Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore
by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017
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Pure wet willy

When someone is asleep, you wake that person up by licking the person directly in his/her's ear
One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious
by D money509 April 22, 2015
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ultimate wet willy

The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
by J.D.N. August 13, 2006
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safe wet-willy

inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear
Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.
by Nikki-Rae December 7, 2005
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The Dirty Wet Willy

During unprotected anal sex, right before the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and puts his wang into the woman's ear.
".......what?"
by Velvet September 27, 2003
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