Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018
Get the vegan wet willymug. The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.
by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018
Get the Mexican Wet Willymug. “Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
by SaraMrk June 25, 2021
Get the Mexican Wet Willymug. Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.
by MelvinH September 30, 2017
Get the Medical Wet Williemug. The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
by J.D.N. August 13, 2006
Get the ultimate wet willymug. inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear
Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.
by Nikki-Rae December 7, 2005
Get the safe wet-willymug. During unprotected anal sex, right before the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and puts his wang into the woman's ear.
".......what?"
by Velvet September 27, 2003
Get the The Dirty Wet Willymug.