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*Whelp

1) A young animal, such as a baby wolf or dog.
2) Someone that is naive, ignorant, immature. (British slang)
E.g.

The whelps (welps)are such troublemakers in the neighbourhood these days, tossing their bikes on lawns, pulling out my flowers.
by Janine13 October 10, 2005
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Welp

(noun)

A 'Welp' is someone particularly helpless and generally pathetic, not to a level that may be a major cause of concern, but enough for it to be pretty irritating for those around them. Welps need to get a grip. Don't be a welp.
Guy 1: Uuurrgh my life is so haaard, my pants are still wet from my shower this morning and are chaffing like mad!
David: Don't be a fucking Welp, Guy 1.
by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020
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welp

it means youre a gay fag that doesn't know what to say at the end of a convo
welp, theres nothing to say
by messi11012 May 15, 2017
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weilly

the name weilly is usually an asshole who has big ears. typically an asian seal killer who ditches his friends and then never talks to them like a little bitch
Dude #1: Fuck weillys coming
#2: dude i used to be his friend then he ditched me for the cool kids
#1: ass....
by oooyoutouchedmytalalala November 6, 2010
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Welper

An ancient Welsh colloquilism describing a "person" who indulges in an act of cruel and unusual beastiality whereby an onion is used to sodomize ruminant livestock. Specifically where a leek is used to penetrate the rectum of a sheep for perverse sexual gratification.
From the noun; 'to welp'
Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and bewilderment upon his simple innocent face. "But I don't understand Holly, what do you need that leek for??"
"Shut up and hold that bastard sheep still isn't it!!" Snapped Holly fiercely, her face set in grim determination as she brandished the leek menacingly.
Afterwards, Holly held the dirty leek aloft in the air, with a manical grin she waved it around like a sordid welping trophy as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized by what he had just seen. He tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Eventually Holly sat down beside him, looking both calm and spent but also deeply satisfied. "Yes Daffyd" she said, with what sounded like heavy solemness in her voice "I am a welper."
by Jamesy Peacock July 20, 2008
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weiland

Weiland is a type of guy who is always shy and a withdrawn boy but when you got to know him better you will find him lovable and will never leave for side forever .
I will weiland you forever.
by Iamyourprincesa December 11, 2015
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Welp

An American southern vernacular interjection, one word greeting, or closing statement, posed as a question, using the word well, with a drawl akin to the words yep or yup. (pre1940)
a) Welp?

b) Welp... Ahm a'headin home now.
by dsrtknls June 15, 2011
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