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speed weenie

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.
girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh
by onasicone March 14, 2011
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scenie weenie

the young teenage concert junkie in their prime, often seen with unnatural looking hair, neon clothing, and a bad attitude
Me: look at that girl I have seen her at everyone of their shows...

Sami: yeah shes a scenie weenie
by hillwil July 28, 2012
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big green weenie

When you are in the Marine Corps and your boss fucks you over big time, making it feel like you have the Marine Corp's Big Green Weenie right up your ass hole with no anal ease even offered.
Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.

JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
by salty pirate January 23, 2007
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weenie bumpers

Two males that work together that can't stop talking to each other. Not gay but pretty close Aka bromance
Jason and Tom spend more time talking than working. They are a couple weenie bumpers!
by JackHammer91 January 9, 2015
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weenie warriors

When men gather around holding out their dick and fight to the DEATH
by Weenie warrior June 2, 2016
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weenie head

Another way of calling someone a little bitch.
"Why you actin like a weenie head?"
by ASAP SawyerSauce May 2, 2018
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weenie hours

The hours 12am-2am.
I was tired at 12:20am and my friend Mikey told me not to fall asleep during weenie hours. When I asked when they end, he said “2am”
by Gaylen gay January 3, 2019
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