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Canadian shotgun wedding 

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
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Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday

a polite way to refer to someone as a TWAT
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shotgun wedding 

where one or both parties are forced into marriage due to an unplaned pregnancy
looks like its a shotgun wedding for those two

halloween wednesday 

When a young puerto rican boy cuts off his own dick on Halloween and throws it at people
"Yesterday Mark did a Halloween wednesday at my house!"
halloween wednesday by not mark November 8, 2013

Grilled Cheese Wednesday 

A code name for having sex doggy style with your buddy in a dorm room
Dude, Grant told me it's Grilled cheese Wednesday. You know what that means, sloppy poo poo style.

inverted wedge 

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).
Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.

Boner Wedgie 

When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.
My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.
Boner Wedgie by House Vista January 29, 2009