Boy #1: What do you want to do today?
Boy #2: I dunno, let's just go to the mall and check out the warlocks.
Boy #2: I dunno, let's just go to the mall and check out the warlocks.
by iirk August 26, 2009
A World of Warcraft (or WoW) class that, at times, can be very annoying due to his/her DoTs, or Damage over Time Spells. The Fucking Warlock used to be the powerhouse of the battlegrounds, but with the release of The Burning Crusade expansion, he/she has been slowly nerfed to the point of fear becoming worthless, resilience being worthless for protection, and the player being two-shotted. The Fucking Warlock can also be summed up with the short term for the Warlock: "lock". The most common uses of the words Fucking Warlock} are after a player has killed a warlock, been DoTted, and has initiated a fight with another enemy player. The fight usually ends quickly for the warlock-killer, depending on how fresh the DoTs were on him/her. The warlock can, if the player knows his/her class well, be used to decimate competition in PvP encounters, as well as do incredible burst and damage over time in PvE encounters. The warlock class has been called many things over the years, but the most common use of the word:walock is that of insult and anger. Hence the phrases: "fucking warlock!!11!1", "god damn warlock with his god damn dots..", and "It was the warlock, with the succubus!"
by Kushakd January 06, 2009
Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
Paul: "WINNING!"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
Paul: "WINNING!"
by KieferKhaos March 13, 2011
News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!
by loop zoop June 29, 2011
Charlie Sheen: im a Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock and that didnt make any sense but it sounds fun when you mix words together that sound odd because normal words are boring.
by Zain :D January 09, 2012
The tock owns the warlock an the rock heals sexy men. Then once the sexy man is healed they become more sexy
by slushy March 23, 2022
by Roger David Micheal Daniels March 19, 2011