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Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
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Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022
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Walrus

These American women smell like walrus.
by KDnJenny19 August 12, 2022
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Walrus

White, authoritarian, liberal, racist, urban or suburbanite. See also Karen.

HOA presidents. A liberal white report with the audacity to explain what it means to be Black to a Black NFL Coach. Occult fascists.
Karen and her walrus horde showed up at the school board meeting and demand we have Drag Queen story hour twice a month!

So, I was talking to a Choctaw friend at the coffee shop about how bad the Indian Clinic sucks and the Walrus at the next table told me the proper term is First Nations Person.
by CherokeeJack October 18, 2022
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Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
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Walrus

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.

It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”

“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”

“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
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walrus' walnuts

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.
After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.
by giraffe-o October 12, 2012
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