The effect of a very powerful vaginal flatulence that after having been built up for several hours, pushes out through the vaginal cavity, vibrating the labia, which appear to be two floundering carp gasping for breath as they foam at the mouth, then once past the labia, the hairy FUPA lifts making the vaginal flatulance sound like a Walrus Belching.
Ghon never heard or smelled a Walrus Belch before, until he was at the gym and an old sea hag doing the hip abductor machine bent over to get her super big gulp of diet soda and upon rising, she let out a Walrus Belch which sent Ghon, who was doing another set of curls, into convulsions. The old sea hag saw what happened, and began to give Ghon CPR, but not being able to bend over to breathe into his mouth, she mounted up and Walrus Belched into his mouth, this quickening him back from death's door. For the next several weeks, Ghon had to drink a half a bottle of scotch to forget his woes and to rid himself of the taste of a Walrus Belch.
by SkulletBuster August 03, 2016
A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.
by DrFiasco May 29, 2013
When two male walruses fight to the death, in order to gain the companionship of another male walrus.
Guy 1: "Hey, look at those two male walruses fighting to gain the companionship of another male walrus."
Guy 2: "That's one of many walrus wars."
Guy 2: "That's one of many walrus wars."
by steezeyfocheezey November 27, 2010
by Sean Liam O'Brien July 25, 2019
Jack “stop being such a faggot walrus”
Sally “I’m sorry I’ll stop being a faggot walrus”
Sally “your a faggot walrus”
Sally “I’m sorry I’ll stop being a faggot walrus”
Sally “your a faggot walrus”
by adriannaaaaaaaa June 02, 2020
The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.
Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"
Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."
Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."
by Henry Litchford February 17, 2012
1. Any location where the majority population of potential sexual partners consists of the large, obese, and hirsute (ie: chick/dude has a walrus 'stache).
2. Mysterious destination of character Goose Man in flash animation film Pleasure Island II by Sexual Lobster.
2. Mysterious destination of character Goose Man in flash animation film Pleasure Island II by Sexual Lobster.
Dude1: Dude, this place is a walrus pit!
Dude2: I know. Sara is hot but her roomies are scary.
Chubby Chaser1: Goldmine!
Chubby Chaser2: Awesome, this place is a walrus pit!
Goose Man: Where is the walrus pit?!!!!!!
Dude2: I know. Sara is hot but her roomies are scary.
Chubby Chaser1: Goldmine!
Chubby Chaser2: Awesome, this place is a walrus pit!
Goose Man: Where is the walrus pit?!!!!!!
by Heptard December 09, 2010