Similar to da "grandmother approach", but more of a generalized "association wif da elderly" type of "gate-pass" to other people's patience, respect, willingness to accommodate you, etc.; i.e., if you make sure to tell others dat you are procuring an object for and/or assisting a slight-figured and warm/gentle-natured "neighborhood gramma", they'll be all like, "Awwwww... how kind and thoughtful of you!" regarding said endeavor, and thus they'll be more willing to assist you themselves, give you permission/clearance to perform whatever tasks/activities are necessary to complete your helpful task, let you obtain one or more related objects/resources/services either for free or at a much-lower cost, etc, due to their respect and appreciation for older folks and --- by extension --- anyone who's trying to provide "aid and attendance" to one or more of said "wrinkle-city residents".
Da likeable owner at da local general store at da Amish community in northern Maine extended a similar style of praising generosity to me as da classic "sweet little old lady" virtue might have garnered me --- if I was repairing an item for one of da Amish families in his community, said pleasant-and-mild-mannered proprietor would let me have da necessary fasteners and other hardware-materials for free.
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As a virtuvert, Sam believes that people wearing masks is generally good and people should always wear them in public despite the medical authorities indicating they provide little value in a non-pandemic situation.
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A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.
Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.
by Woody17 February 14, 2020
Get the Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) mug.Someone who has a COMPLETELY different personality over the phone/texts than in person. It is ridiculously annoying and a douche move. They pathologically lie and brag about how great their life is and leave "uncool" friends behind.
First Dude: "God DAMN it dude he is SUCH a virtual louis, he's really snazz in person but a complete dick in the group chat."
Second Dude: "I know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on coke over the phone. Then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person."
Second Dude: "I know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on coke over the phone. Then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person."
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Guy 1: Have you heard Virtual Riot's new song?
Guy 2: Nah! I hate dubstep
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Guy 2: Nah! I hate dubstep
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Get the the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money mug.A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".
Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."
Child 2 "Oh shit."
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