Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!

Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Venezuelan Pit Stop

An adaptation of the famous Irish Pit Stop, this feat is not to be undertaken by the faint of heart.

After a heavy night of drinking, enter a shower with one other person and take a bottle of vodka. Proceed to share the bottle of vodka until the first person starts spewing. This will decide the roles. The losing party needs to abruptly escape the line of firing before they are fully covered in stomach juice, hold the shower door shut and witness the waterworks. As this is an indubitably sensual experience, the watcher will proceed to finger their own chocolate starfish until said finger is covered in faeces. In case the winner’s liquid exorcism is complete, the watcher will then carefully open the shower door, take the covered finger and shallowly insert it into the nose of the other person. This should trigger a final expulsion of the remaining contents. Switch roles if required.

Craig: I tried the Venezuelan Pit Stop on my first date last night, she’s actually coming back for more!

Kenny: Dude no way, the last time I did it I got a restraining order

by sallysucks1337 May 14, 2022

Venetian tarantula

A cumbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy vagina underneath.

I was considering going down on my girlfriend but her Venetian tarantula was blocking my access.

by F_Bombadier December 3, 2009

venetian clam

A sexual position where the woman puts her ankles behind her head.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick from yoga class and found out she's a fiend for the venetian clam!

by themadnutbag October 13, 2011

Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.

Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.

by LeeMR February 15, 2017

Venextron

The Dragon, the Harbinger of Humanity and the ruler of Free Earth, Venextron leads the Warborn of Humanity against all of mankind's foes. Twelve Warlords of great renown and power serve him, but none equal his strength.

All hail honour! Venextron with his warlords have come!

by Venextron June 2, 2018

venelope

Venelope is a psychotic rich princess who loves to swear and curse. She is also sadistic and takes enjoyment in seeing others in pain. She also makes scary threats and usually means what she says in that manner. Venelope is also quite fun and sarcastic although she makes the wierdest jokes that can only be understood by those who are crazy. She believes all the best people are crazy. She is Arabian/British and loves to break the rules in anything. Venelope has been suspended from school many times and has experience in dealing with weapons such as bombs, guns. Her speciality is gun's and if you make her pissed, There is a 98 percent chance that her face will be the last you ever see. She goes undercover by many different names however her common nickname is Vene.

I'm Venelope, I'll fucking kick the shit out of you.
I'm Venelope, I always get what I want.
I'm Venelope, I'll be sure to rip your balls out one by one.

by IHATEPINEAPPLES August 2, 2018