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Vannessa

Vannessa is awesome
by Nessalessher September 20, 2016
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vanderjagt

(Van-der-jack)
Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.
I got an F on my last test, I really vanderjagted that one.

There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.
by pk7 January 24, 2006
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Vannesa

An amazing beautiful girl that everyone Desires. She may be stubern but shes a keeper. She's
An angle ,and Vanessa means butterfly in Greek. When ever you're in love with a vannesa its impossible to un-love one
Person:I was with a beautiful angle last night
Friend:let me guess was it a vannesa
by Jster85 January 13, 2014
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vandergrift

a shit hole were blacks and whites think is the ghetto
my neighbor thinks hes black cause he lives in vandergrift
by ashketchum1 January 15, 2009
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Vance

(noun) - A person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. They are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. On the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. They tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. They spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-titanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
Example1: "Holy crap! Vance just saved Chuck Norris' life!"

Example2: "That's not possible! Vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!"
by Twirl Matzah January 6, 2010
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Vanderlip

A place where only tight people go. These people ALWAYS want to drive and go out of their way to drive an hour to drop people off at places. They also have to be the center of attention and acknowledge to everybody they are not scared by saying, "I'm not scared" when he really is to try to impress the girls. This person also tells everyone that all the girls come to him and that he gives no effort towards them. Mainly a place where faggots want to go.
"LETS GO TO VANDERLIP GUYS!"
by thisisun August 7, 2009
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Vance

A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.
"Oh my god, who's that hot guy over there?"
"That's my boyfriend, Vance. Be jealous bitch."
by chance22 January 6, 2012
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