Unholy Night

To spend the night beating the everloving FUCK out of your meat. Usually done December 1st when NNN is over.

"I'm gonna go watch some porn and have myself an unholy night"

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder December 23, 2023

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

Unholy trinityski

A group of three crackheads from target creating a new cult

Are you apart of the unholy trinityski

by Broken_a4 September 17, 2020

unholy water

liquor, alcoholic drink, especially distilled spirits.

"I'm fucked up off the unholy water"

by nigrig February 26, 2017

Unholy Night

To spend the night watching porn and smoking weed.

"I'm gonna watch some porn and have myself an unholy night"

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder October 19, 2023

unholy matrimony

An Unholy Marriage.

Kanye West on "Blood on The Leaves": "Unholy Matrimony"

by Bainy September 7, 2023

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments

- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak

by Yang007 December 8, 2023