Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

literal udder

Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.

"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."

by BingBong,SonOfLingLong October 26, 2022

milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.

Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)

by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021

sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!

i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023