udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

udder dunk

When you dunk your head into some massive tits.

I udder dunked on those huge tits at that party.

by MrDarth January 04, 2016

Udder shudder

Forming a ladies breast into an udder and stimulating one’s anus with it

John likes to perform the “udder shudder” with his wife

by Johnny hubbert February 09, 2024

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest November 10, 2017

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 15, 2018

Udder Poo Dangle

When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle

Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!

by SarahLynnBrown33333 October 14, 2008