Tyson

has a 5 inch dick, often very funny and considered as a chad

Guy: hey i just met a guy called Tyson
Girl: oh i love that guy, he has a 5 inch dick, often very funny and considered as a chad
Guy: im not gay but id fuck him
Girl: yeh unlike a guy called zak, fuck that 2

by dog eater 38743927932 June 24, 2020

TYSON

A cute manwhore, whom has a unibrow occasionally. He is attractive, but can be such a butternut sandwich sometimes!

Example 1: I ran into Tyson today and he looked like a cutie!

Example 2: Tyson is a fucking butternut sandwich! Like ugh!

by anonymous December 8, 2017

Tysoning

like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.

bro look at that guy hes tysoning.

by Z.Schram October 22, 2011

TYSON

a BITCH WHO THINKS HE IS COOLER THAN EVERYONE BUT HE NOT AND HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

TYSON IS A BITCH

by deuhdwkfhdsjfhdshjbfdsjhbjfiud May 19, 2019

Tyson

A useless piece of shit. A worthless human being. A man-child who's incapable of seeing his own faults and instead blames everyone else around him. A lying, cheating douchebag that cares about no one but himself.

Fucking Tyson, he just continues to prove that he's a piece of shit. I just don't have words to describe his level of incompetence as a father, and in general as a man. Just pathetic.

by I love pie and Pi June 11, 2018

Tyson

A guy with low self confidence and never gets a girl friend and has a small pee pee

Tyson is so quite

by goooooggggllleeee November 25, 2019

Tyson

Tyson is a bitch ass nigga who thinks he's the best player on the basketball team.

Yo, you are a bitch ass tyson.

by The Important Person January 16, 2018