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Typing like you're gonna die

Typing in extreme shorthand as though you don't have enough time left to actually type out a normal sentence.

Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.

(P.S. No, we don't.)
Bob: LOLZ @U! U R wya 2 dum 2 uz a comptr!!

Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!

Bob: Wut M I d'ing?

Rob: <signs off>
by Buaya September 3, 2010
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Rage-typing

Rage-typing is where usually a person called Oskar types really fast near to 80WPM and puts their microphone close to the keyboard for it to be picked up and heard by everyone in a discord call.
Oskar:*Typing*
Everyone in a call: "STOP RAGE-TYPING!!!!"
Oskar:*Continues*
by ragetyper101 August 22, 2020
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Nigger Typing

A lazy form of sentence structure composed of abbreviations and watered down wording. Usually found in youtube comments, facebook, and any message board on the internet.
Nigger Typing: "Yo dAt Transformers 2 is gr8 man. Y u hatin son? I luv dat shit. Any1 who DoNt agree is a biTch ass ho nigga son. 420"

English Translation: "I thought Transformers 2 was a good movie."
by dvdcrazy6 June 9, 2010
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Dick Typing

A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".
Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?

Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.
by p1st0r August 10, 2010
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gusset typing

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"
by andy August 31, 2003
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Typing Spree

When typing an essay or paper for school/work you may get bored or distracted and type random words/letters completly off topic of the paper just to take a break. This is called a typing spree. what you type when in a typing spree may be influenced by a song you are listening to or an event that happend earlier that day.

Note: the words in a typing spree are usually deleted after the writer realizes what he typed made no sense and that he was just really bored so he randomly typed to cure his boredom.
History Essay

The most famous person in history is often controversal, but i believe it is the...... mister kitty couldn't attack the one mouce so he flew to the desert for many stuff like fish

-A Typing Spree has occured here because the writer was talking about history but ended up talking about a cat and desert, and to everyone except the writer this makes no sense-
by redfroggy October 5, 2009
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tylisa

Very Rare To Find Disliked And Hated On By Anyone Who May be insecure With There Self .Very Attractive Well Kept and is Always About A Coin Very Chill And appreciates Beauty .If Not Liked OR In Any Beef Most Likely Its Started From The Other Party
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Tylisa Has Never Been Played With By any "Hoe"
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