A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice
by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020
Get the Twonkmug. A very very silly person. An idiot, twat or dumb person
They very commonly are known to smell very potently of dog shit.
They very commonly are known to smell very potently of dog shit.
by aimeeday October 11, 2022
Get the Twonkmug. Adjective.
Used to describe drivers that are incapable, self centred and most often seen driving a BMW.
Applies to individuals that you are genuinely astounded that they 1) passed their driving test and 2) managed to fit in their BMW with the size of their inflated ego.
Used to describe drivers that are incapable, self centred and most often seen driving a BMW.
Applies to individuals that you are genuinely astounded that they 1) passed their driving test and 2) managed to fit in their BMW with the size of their inflated ego.
by nothankyou. April 10, 2025
Get the Twonkmug. by Eylia-Jaclyn February 1, 2021
Get the Twonkmug. 
Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters
by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015
Get the Twonkmug.