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Twonk

A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice
Oi you-the one licking the road-get off your arse you twonk.
by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020
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Twonk

A very very silly person. An idiot, twat or dumb person

They very commonly are known to smell very potently of dog shit.
Ugh stay away from Louis... he's such a twonk
Oh Isabelle... the twonk
by aimeeday October 11, 2022
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Twonk

Adjective.

Used to describe drivers that are incapable, self centred and most often seen driving a BMW.

Applies to individuals that you are genuinely astounded that they 1) passed their driving test and 2) managed to fit in their BMW with the size of their inflated ego.
'that fooking BMW twonk'
by nothankyou. April 10, 2025
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Twonk

A Change between Twat and Twinkie incase you can't swear
Boy: You Fat Twonk!
Girl: No!! I'm Not a Twonk
by Eylia-Jaclyn February 1, 2021
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Twonk

Luke is a retarded Twonk
by SpedWed December 28, 2021
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Twonk

Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters
Man I wish I was a Twonk like that guy
by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015
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