Twanking

The tween version of cranking or wanking.

'Oh man, my little brother totes thinks he's hit puberty, little does he know he's just at stage one twanking'

'That Eighth Grader just got dumped on MSN and now he's at home twanking wishing he was old enough to actually finish it off'

by notbymenotnow April 14, 2009

Twank

Basically means "Failure to launch".

When one is trying to do something but ends up failing it the person got a twank.

When a person crack a joke but it falls on deaf ears, friends can tease the person saying, "That was a twank!

by Bagzi April 1, 2022

twank spanker

When two white little petite boys, strip each other down too nothing. One bends the other over in doggy style putting ones genitals into other boys anal glands while lightly licking their palm and spanking gooch

Tommy and Mitch engage in sexual encounters when Tommy said “Oh yeah I’m ready you Twank Spanker”
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.

by KidToucher February 25, 2022

[Twank]

fat boy with no life

OG1"I never seen him outside in his life"
OG2"Yea that Twank has no life"

by yaccee January 5, 2009

Twank

A. A turnt up white girl on crack

B. Down right dirty skank

My friend was acting like such a Twank last night, I had to leave her at the party.

by TOO much time on our hands December 17, 2021

twank

A tactical wank. Usually used 20-40 minutes before a shag to improve performance. It can also be used before a big night out, just to chill you out.

"Mate, left the twank too late. Couldn't get it up."

or...

"Look babe, am I going to get a shag out of tonight? I'm literally on the brink of a twank, but if you're not game I'm wasting my time."

by Ishan Kamdar May 10, 2010

Twank

A virgin who messes with lots of people. A twat and a skank.

Rayli is such a twank

by Twankishballsack April 15, 2020