Thunderbastard

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

by Kebabob January 23, 2020

Thunder Thimble

A man with a small but enthusiastic penis. We're talking 4 inches and below. It won't break the bank but it will shake the timbers.

He had a thunder Thimble but he still made my legs legs shake.

She didn't hit the bottom, but her Thunder Thimble hit the bull's eye.

by Can I Get U Off? July 11, 2020

tenderqueer

Typically a queer white hipster who uses identity politics to avoid accountability. Competitive oppression & self victimization. Centralizes themselves and their feelings in social / political movements that aren’t about them.

That tenderqueer started crying and lashing out when they were called a gentrifier.

by wellbutrinfiend November 23, 2021

Thunder Gun

noun: the greatest action flick ever. No hesitation, never surrender, no man left behind. From the "Thunder Gun Express" episode of "Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

verb: used in a variety of ways, but mainly to denote overcoming an obstacle, to win, or be triumphant.

1. We need to hurry up, Thunder Gun, the greatest action flick ever, starts in five minutes and we might miss it!

2. "We're never gonna make it, we're stuck in traffic"
"Just Thunder Gun the curb!"

by SkeetSkeeter December 23, 2011

Thunder Douche

a person who has reached the pinnacle of douchebaggery. Imagine a douche flowing with the force of an atomic fire hydrant. That, is a Thunder Douche. First coined by ShayCarl of YouTube fame. It should always be capitalized.

A man who throws a woman against a wall, saying "look what you made me do" and later "forgiving" her for it establishes him as a Thunder Douche of epic proportions.

by Pipistrello January 17, 2009

Thunder Skeet

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.

Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?

by TruckBoat February 12, 2018

thunderation!

A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.

Thunderation! Who the hell tried to flush a roll of Scottowels down the loo again?!?

by Telephony May 28, 2018