Girls in the Las Vegas club scene who dress to impress every night and wear too much makeup in order to meet ballers in the VIP section. Kinda like a gold digger...but less classy and not as pretty.
Lauren: WOW! Spot that Treasure Troll by the bar trying to get a free drink from that old rich man!
John: That girl went to my high school!
John: That girl went to my high school!
by LBoogie702 October 21, 2011
Get the Treasure Troll mug.A Trolladox is a special paradox when two people sign on to a random chat site with the purpose of trolling and they are brought together in a chat session.The ensuing one-upsmanship of the competing trolls causes the ridiculous nature of what is being written to exponentially increase. This leads to thoughts of a such a ludicrous nature that it causes a paradoxical loop in the time field that keeps increasing as the chat continues the end result being the fabric of reality unfolds.
Stranger: IT'S A TRAP!
You: Oh my, we've arrived at the Battle of Endor, I don't believe it it's Admiral Ackbar! I'm the Doctor by the way.
Stranger: Doctor, how can our cruisers repel firepower of that magnitude?
You: Yeah, about that, maybe you should attack those Star Destroyers at point blank range.
Stranger: At that range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers.
You: C'MON Ackbar you big fishy you, ALONS-Y!
(Friend yells: QUICK TURN OFF THE ROUTER BEFORE HE CAUSES A TROLLADOX)
You: Oh my, we've arrived at the Battle of Endor, I don't believe it it's Admiral Ackbar! I'm the Doctor by the way.
Stranger: Doctor, how can our cruisers repel firepower of that magnitude?
You: Yeah, about that, maybe you should attack those Star Destroyers at point blank range.
Stranger: At that range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers.
You: C'MON Ackbar you big fishy you, ALONS-Y!
(Friend yells: QUICK TURN OFF THE ROUTER BEFORE HE CAUSES A TROLLADOX)
by jdb4402 November 26, 2010
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Once upon a time he used to write good content, now he's a trollee by design, who aimlessly provokes his readers.
by manuscrypts July 20, 2010
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You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
by PokecordWeebH November 15, 2018
Get the Getting Trolled mug.There are two kinds of trolls.
~~1st kind. REPORTER TROLLS. Hated by virtually everyone. And I bet deep down they hate themselves, because they are so pathetic that they have nothing better to do than report (usually innocent) Qs and As on Yahoo Answers. If you suspect someone of being a troll: BLOCK!! Trolls rarely have avatar pictures or screen names, but sometimes they do so beware.
~~2nd kind. Trolls like Phil J. Yes hes the most famous one. Ooh I bet his mummy's proud that ickle Phil has become famous on the Internet. But not for writing excellent poetry, or cracking hilarious jokes. Oh no. Phil J likes to "entertain" us with stories of how his girlfriend poops on him while he touches himself. He'll end his disgusting little story with "..it was a lot more erotic than I expected".
~~1st kind. REPORTER TROLLS. Hated by virtually everyone. And I bet deep down they hate themselves, because they are so pathetic that they have nothing better to do than report (usually innocent) Qs and As on Yahoo Answers. If you suspect someone of being a troll: BLOCK!! Trolls rarely have avatar pictures or screen names, but sometimes they do so beware.
~~2nd kind. Trolls like Phil J. Yes hes the most famous one. Ooh I bet his mummy's proud that ickle Phil has become famous on the Internet. But not for writing excellent poetry, or cracking hilarious jokes. Oh no. Phil J likes to "entertain" us with stories of how his girlfriend poops on him while he touches himself. He'll end his disgusting little story with "..it was a lot more erotic than I expected".
The 1st kind of Y!A troll, reporters, are probably obese, middle-aged virgins who live in their mother's basement. Pathetic.
by hellzbellz!!! April 28, 2009
Get the Y!A Troll mug.The guy who sets up his stall in the toilet of a bar/club - he is usually built like a brick shithouse - and then demands money with menaces for even having breathed his air. In most cases he dispenses soap and paper towels by invading your space and foisting it upon you, then glowers at you as you say thanks and don't pay. Using their range of aftershaves is ill-advised and costly, and why anyone would buy a lolly from a guy they met in the toilet is beyond comprehension. Attempts to avoid the bog troll often result in loud verbal abuse about your personal hygiene.
Bog trolls might be excused their actions on the grounds that sitting in the toilet for five hours a night can't bring a lot of job satisfaction, except that it's not a proper job and no one wants them there in the first place.
Bog trolls might be excused their actions on the grounds that sitting in the toilet for five hours a night can't bring a lot of job satisfaction, except that it's not a proper job and no one wants them there in the first place.
Bog troll: Soap, paper towel?
Me: No thank you, I can manage to do this by myself.
Bog troll: (indicates tray with assorted change from previous mugs) Fair enough (looks at you like he might have already killed your family)
Drunken reveller A: Taxi home?
Drunken reveller B: Nah man, let's walk. I broke the seal too early and spent a tenner on bog trolls already.
Me: No thank you, I can manage to do this by myself.
Bog troll: (indicates tray with assorted change from previous mugs) Fair enough (looks at you like he might have already killed your family)
Drunken reveller A: Taxi home?
Drunken reveller B: Nah man, let's walk. I broke the seal too early and spent a tenner on bog trolls already.
by Svenyboy September 6, 2005
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