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Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.
Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Trading Jakes

Trading Jakes is when two males willingly exchange in the expulsion of bowels into their hands and subsequently pack it into one another's anal cavity. This hanus act is then followed by a lovers stroll through a mall while holding hands and retaining the foreign feces within their respective cavaties.
Tyson and Garrett's favorite past time is "Trading Jakes"
by Jake McTraded February 23, 2012
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anal trading

when you take a shit in the toilet and the pissy and shitty water splashes right back up into your anus
The anus gives shit to the toilet for water, and vice versa, the toilet gives water for shit. Therefore, anal trading takes place.
by KKKody August 22, 2006
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treating

Coco looked up from the VIP area to the dancefloor and noticed that his friend Geoff was treating himself.
by Coco April 12, 2005
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trading cards

Such cards include card games, sports cards, and movie sponsor cards, but not standard playing cards. They are usually paper or cardboard based, and have a distinct lack of any electronic and/or external stimuli. This is likely the reason for the major lack of appeal.
Trading cards are so lame because they require my own input and energy to get any enjoyment from them.
Trading cards are so awesome because they require my own input and energy to get any enjoyment from them.
by Alvan July 16, 2007
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Trading places

potentially the best comedy of the 1980's. witty, dark, and oozing a total disregard for political correctness. a truly hilarious piece of film.
Randolph: There's nothing wrong with that man. He is simply a product of poor enviornment.

Mortimer: Of course there's something wrong with him...he's a negro...probably been stealing since he could crawl.
by Lord Liger March 23, 2005
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