A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.
Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.
by King Kermit February 21, 2022
The resistance to accepting adult responsibility resulting in tendencies to procrastinate, blame others and redirect criticism.
Those who suffer from Adulthood Trauma reference and retain only negative memories, which contributes to their negative attitude.
Those who suffer from Adulthood Trauma reference and retain only negative memories, which contributes to their negative attitude.
"I asked her to do the dishes and she said she thought my 4 year old son had already did them. That broad suffers from adulthood trauma."
by Dr. Drucifer May 02, 2019
A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own
“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
by We’re poor October 11, 2022
I deserve some high quality trauma sex for climbing through your filthy bathroom window after you locked yourself out of your house.
by crub February 02, 2015
Often accompanied by dizzy spells and cold sweats it is the feeling of separation anxiety after a very large movement. Caution: Dump trauma is a serious condition. You should allow 30 min. for recovery before driving or operating heavy machinery.
by Balls_Marie December 11, 2010
The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
by JR the Soulless October 31, 2006
Sadness or Emptyness by a good anime ending with a plot twist or dramatic moment that makes you cry. Can last for days or weeks
by TheWatterBottle July 28, 2017