A type of boyfriend whose sole existence is to please their partner. They usually have a permanent "model" stare in photos and videos on Instagram with very little expression. You'll see the girlfriend constantly posting on Instagram about how great their boyfriend is, to the point that you'll question whether the boyfriend's sole purpose is just to make his partner look good. The toy boyfriend has very little personality because they exist just to stroke the ego of their partner.
"Look at Garret, he's such a toy boyfriend! He barely says a word whenever we hang out, and is always texting his girlfriend."
by washmybigjohn November 04, 2021
A seemingly normal older sibling with a disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial behaviour like ruthlessly and callously mutilating innocent toys, like ripping the arms and legs off of GI Joe, Barbie or stuffed animals (God rest their souls).
Aftet dismemberment of my blue stuffed dinosaur, my sick sister was diagnosed as a toy sociopath, and is now collecting disability.
by LeJohn James January 09, 2018
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by Sultan of Hell December 18, 2006
Any brand of legal "incense" that when smoked produces an effect similar to that of a marijuana high.
by LoudPackLarry October 27, 2011
sammm berrie + kirstenn 'salty glue' fentonn wanted to take pictures in the dissy toy, unfortunatly they were all locked
by dissy toy August 22, 2009
by Darthnigg November 10, 2022