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Toy Boyfriend

A type of boyfriend whose sole existence is to please their partner. They usually have a permanent "model" stare in photos and videos on Instagram with very little expression. You'll see the girlfriend constantly posting on Instagram about how great their boyfriend is, to the point that you'll question whether the boyfriend's sole purpose is just to make his partner look good. The toy boyfriend has very little personality because they exist just to stroke the ego of their partner.
"Look at Garret, he's such a toy boyfriend! He barely says a word whenever we hang out, and is always texting his girlfriend."
by washmybigjohn November 3, 2021
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toy sociopath

A seemingly normal older sibling with a disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial behaviour like ruthlessly and callously mutilating innocent toys, like ripping the arms and legs off of GI Joe, Barbie or stuffed animals (God rest their souls).
Aftet dismemberment of my blue stuffed dinosaur, my sick sister was diagnosed as a toy sociopath, and is now collecting disability.
by LeJohn James May 2, 2018
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Humpy-Toy

Humpy-Toy
Ultimate sex toy for dogs.
Humpy-toy
Will you get your horny dog a Humpy-Toy so he stops humping my leg ?
by L. B. April 11, 2008
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toys in the attic

Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.

-Pink Floyd
by Sultan of Hell December 19, 2006
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Dissy toy

sammm berrie + kirstenn 'salty glue' fentonn wanted to take pictures in the dissy toy, unfortunatly they were all locked
by dissy toy August 22, 2009
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Toy Louds

Any brand of legal "incense" that when smoked produces an effect similar to that of a marijuana high.
Bro 1: Man you were fucked up last night
Bro 2: I know dude, those toy louds got me
by LoudPackLarry October 27, 2011
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Dawg Toy

Another word for a women who is being used by a Dawg.
Bro, that’s my dawg toy.
by Darthnigg November 9, 2022
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