When you become so infuriated at a message or situation while holding your smartphone and it subsequently becomes broken or bent.
by SigmaChad November 12, 2015

When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.
by Suh.dudee December 7, 2017

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.
Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.
by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023

by Metaflare February 5, 2015

when your penis is so stiff and curved upwards in an erection, that you can tie a rubber band to it and use it as a bow-and-arrow
by Jack Hoffman the III November 14, 2011

Jut: Damn Frank, you were ALL Torqued-up last night!
Frank: Yeah, well, you know how I get off the Beam Rye!
Frank: Yeah, well, you know how I get off the Beam Rye!
by RadioFreeCT August 6, 2010

The entirety of physics revolves around this statement. Not only does it help you get rotational velocity and moment of inertia, but it ALSO ALLOWS FOR YOU TO FIND THE CHANGE IN ANGULAR MOMENTUM. WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT TORK TIME IS THE BEST TIME.
by tungachunga March 6, 2020
