Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Top hatting

Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity

Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her

by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022

Top Hat Drinker

When you drink soda with a wine glass half full.

“I would hang out with Tyrone if he wasn’t such a top hat drinker “

by xX_Boss_Xx February 11, 2018

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Tits and top hats

Good, classy, excellent.

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016