The Toothpaste Rule 

It is a term for a day of adjustment.It is a rule where when you change something, it takes one day to adjust. Like when you buy a new tube of toothpaste and use it for the first time you find it awful but the next time you totally forget about it. Or when you drive on the other side of the road in another country , it takes one day to adjust to the change.

"Oh, it's like the toothpaste rule"

"It's exactly like the toothpaste rule , I'm gonna call of the toothpaste rule "

"No,no Burnie, it's the toothpaste rule. Anything that takes a day now — toothpaste rule."

"I'll see you next toothpaste rule "

The Toothpaste Rule by Piewarrior June 20, 2016

Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.

Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”

Elephant Toothpaste by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019

the toothpaste defense

When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense

To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.

Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.

Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry

the toothpaste defense by hombretropical July 29, 2012

orange juice and toothpaste 

orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.

Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.

Hence: orange juice and toothpaste

orange juice and toothpaste by MargaretAnn October 10, 2013

putting toothpaste back in the tube 

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

putting toothpaste back in the tube by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Unscrewing the toothpaste

Used by Cornnbourbon to refer to masturbating. (Used in the Bioshock 2 Spam Play, Part 19)

Tatsudoshi: He was masturbating. MATURBATING. That's what he was doing. Masturbating.

Cornnbourbon: Unscrewing the toothpaste?

Unscrewing the toothpaste by Don'tFucktheSoap March 28, 2011

Tunisian Toothpaste 

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste. Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

Tunisian Toothpaste by tpatora January 3, 2009