toilet

Brett's wife

That Cunt Brett's wife is a right toilet.

by Zellip February 15, 2004

toilet

the ass of a fat girl

DAMN!!! look at that toilet!

by sick December 14, 2003

toilet

If something is 'toilet' it is crap

Harry: dude, that stuff is nasty

Alex: yeah man, it's toilet

Harry: fo shiz

by Harry W October 2, 2006

A toilet to toilet shit

Its when you take a really big shit in one toilet and it starts to become full so you run and switch to another toilet to finish it.

"Sometimes when I have to take a huge poop I have a toilet to toilet shit."

by Ijusttookapoophehee January 2, 2011

Toilet

The place to rape!

"Why am i strapped to the toilet?"

by Shimpy April 7, 2009

toilet

A code word meaning Accidentally having sex with your best friend even though your gay.

Audrey's mother didn't want her going to John's because he still had a penis.

John accidentally fallen into Audrey that night they hung out, they called it Toilet!

by JAN6430958y73hf March 27, 2008

toilet

A shitty experience or circumstance.

I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.

by Dat Dude June 23, 2004