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Toddler Lean

Any cough medicine used to make kids go to sleep. Also can be used by adults when they don't want to use adult medicine.
Her son wouldn't go to bed so she put a little toddler lean in his sippy cup and he went right to bed.
by ASChicagoan June 27, 2019
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sloppy toddler

When you give head to somebody with a very small, toddler size penis using a lot of saliva.
“How was your date last night?”
NEVER AGAIN! He asked for a sloppy toddler!”
by RaaWrxsdddd// July 28, 2018
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Toddler crush

The person you had a crush on when you were very young
I remember watching Get Smart as a three year old. Agent 99 was my "toddler crush".
by Boots Nutwood March 16, 2017
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Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"
by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021
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twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times
Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot
by fukness December 24, 2013
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Toddler-Man

The appearance of the Toddler-man is most likely the result of low social standards and the slipshod ideals of what is known as “casual living.” The Toddler man can be observed at all levels of western society but is most obvious at the middle class level, where he is apparently flourishing.

His core sense of being makes an appearance as basic physical slothfulness – a roly-poly shape, pot belly in evidence, accented by a disheveled or minimalist hairstyle. He often has a growth of five-o’clock facial moss which acts as an inaccurate but perpetual sundial of ingrown masculinity.

The clothing ranges from shabby to neat, but expresses itself from a strict menu of t-shirts (with snide and clever illustrations or geeky retro references on them), jeans, and tennis shoes. This shapeless uniform is the footed pajama set of the Toddler Man.

Any engagements outside of this small world must involve stimulation of the ego or quick satisfaction; otherwise he cannot bring himself to make the effort to leave his “crib” of submissive self-importance. There is safety in being the only one in the winner’s circle.

As he grows older he will become even more attached to and crawl further into his little “womb” of coddled protection. Sadly, some of the more crude attributes of “Toddlerism” are now associated with “being a guy”, and are now encouraged and celebrated by men as a whole.
The appearance of the "Toddler-Man" during the past 20 years is proof that the world may very well be going to hell in a Heineken.

Movies perfectly depicting the Toddler-Man: The Big Labowski; Men Who Stare at Goats; It's Complicated; Chocolate; Burn After Reading . . . and too many others to list.
by samspader0314 August 1, 2012
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toddler fingers

1. fingers of a person above the age of 10 that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit
"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"
by toddlerlovin December 25, 2008
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