pearl noose

Is when you blow a load on a whores chin, and follow it up with a swift and steady break of the neck.
Jack the Ripper: "My most humble and preferred technique, the Pearl Noose".
by BloodlessSwine August 13, 2009
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Nag Noose

The emotional and/or psychological suffocation brought on by the constant nagging of someone close to you.
"I often daydream about intimacy with someone who doesn't have my nuts in a nag noose."

"Just when I thought she couldn't pull the nag noose any tighter, she asked about that job I promised to get a month ago."

"I hate when friends borrow money then duck and dodge leaving me no choice but to ready the nag noose."

"I'd like to go out drinking with my friends tonight after work but I still have nag noose burns from the last time I didn't go straight home."

"I'd like to hang afterschool but my 'rents got me in a nag noose about my grades."
by StellaCotton August 17, 2007
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Dick-Noosed

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.
Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.
by James Waternoose July 07, 2010
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Urba-noose

It’s when someone only uses urban dictionary only to make up random words that don’t exist
Man I wish this user would stop writing definitions she’s just an urba-noose
by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
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The Noose Goose

Ray Romano: "Hear about that guy who hit The Noose Goose?"
Shamwow Guy:"lololol yeah"
by Kakakakakarrotkake June 12, 2016
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Loose Noose

A very loose asshole. Can easily be recognized when some one cannot hold it in or farts all the time.
Could also be someone who takes very frequently from the back.
Kevin has a very stinky loose noose. Once, he couldn't hold it in and had to take a dump in his trailer

He got his loose noose from when his wife wears a strap-on.
by Elgrubig January 19, 2015
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Anal Noose

The act of fucking a girl in the ass while having her hair tied in a noose around your neck, and having her legs wrapped around your ass
Mate1: How'd it go last night?
Mate2: Horrible.
Mate1: How so?
Mate2: I did the Anal Noose.
Mate1: The what?
Mate2: You don't want to know
by Nouget Trelli January 25, 2018
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