Genital Tango

The result of what happens when two consenting adults allow their private parts to dance, to tango.

Hey girl you trying to do the genital tango with me?

by Ivan Guijosa October 16, 2020

Genital Organ

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genital organ bruh

by lilarfarf November 30, 2019

Genital harpies

A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.

After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.

The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.

Brandon: "How was last night?"

Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"

Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."

Aaron: "So?"

Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"

Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."

Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"

Aaron: "Fuck."

by arekushi2 September 29, 2010

Genital Warts

Something you should shout out at the most random, inane time possible for instant hilarity.

Teacher: The exam will last for 1 hour, does anyone have anything to say before we begin?

Random dude: Yeah, GENITAL WARTS!

by I dont have genital warts March 20, 2009

genital toothbrush

When it is time for the male to climax, he is to aim his love paste so that it lands back on his own pubes. The male then proceeds to force the face of the female down, teeth exposed, and brush her head side to side, or in a circular motion if you prefer, on the freshly pasted pubes. Don't forget to scrub the tongue.

she was surprised when she was done and i asked her if she had ever had a genital toothbrush, and before she could answer i forced her head down and gave her one.

by Poo-c Juice October 20, 2009

Genital Tourette's

Similar to Tourette's Syndrome, Genital Tourette's is the cause of inappropriate verbal/vocal outbursts, as well as frequent humping on anything and everything in sight. Sufferers of Genital Tourette's can be either male or female, and may often complain of redness and/or irritation of the genitalia area. This can be caused by the constant touching of oneself due to the urge to rub one out, or it could just be herpes.

We knew he had Genital Tourette's when we found him in the kitchen screaming, "Fuck! For fuck's sake! Somebody fucking help me!", while trying to pry his dick out of the milk jug.

by SemiAngel February 5, 2010

Genital Genocide

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012