buy borrow die

the buy borrow die is a financial strategy that takes the concept of buying a real estate or stocks or any asset, borrowing money (if you don't pay back, tell them they can have one of your assets. then you die and pss it too your future grandchildren

me: hi i'd like a loan of $1,000,000
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)

by Vistaballs_0 July 17, 2024

borrowment

The act of having in one's possession property owned by someone else.

That bong is under the borrowment of her brother.

My truck is in a state of borrowment. I can't help you move.

by Brick_Potato December 13, 2013

Borrow my mobile

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.

"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."

by Memento Dave April 5, 2021

borrower

a tiny, sentient humanoid being usually growing to about 3 1/2 inches or 8.89 cm. they can have serval different mutations, such as the mouse borrower, bird borrower, or even cat borrower. these mutations usually result with the most useful part of the animal being combined with the humanoid features of the borrower. borrowers are most commonly found in the walls and under the floors in houses, however they can also live in small forests, and burrows. they can eat a variety of things, much like any human would be able to. borrowers tend to live in small groups as to best avoid predators, such as humans, cats, foxes, ect.

the borrower looked up at the enormous human and locked eyes with it.

by Zelda1410 April 16, 2023

Nigger Borrow

is best defined as asking somebody to borrow and/or lend something to you while knowingly having 0 intention of returning the item to the original owner.

Equivalent to stealing.

While I was checking out in the store, some nigger walked up to me asking if he could borrow some change to purchase his items. I pulled out a $1.00 bill, gave it to cashier on his behalf for the amount he was short. Once change was broke, I should have received the remaining change back from the $1.00 bill, but the nigger took the change from the dollar. This situation was already the typical Nigger Borrow, but then raised the bar by having the audacity to take the remaining fucking money too. This was a Nigger Borrow situation without a doubt.

by George’s_Last_Breath November 17, 2023

Augmented-borrowing

Augmented-borrowing (Noun): The ability to use augmented reality to borrow items, tools, or services without having to directly ask the owner by using a brain interface to detect the owner's intentions

if you needed to borrow a snow shovel, you could use augmented-borrowing to access the shovel without having to ask the owner directly. The brain interface would detect the owner's intentions, and if they weren't planning on using the shovel at that time, you would be granted access to it

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

borrowed feathers

Borrowed feathers

Rob him of his borrowed feathers.

by anonymous September 13, 2025