Tickling the monkey

scratching her bush like a gorilla, in order to make her aroused and soaking wet

Rhodri davies asked zoe curnow wether he could tickle her monkey
she said ' go for it big boy' whilst tickling the monkey for several seconds and unfortunatley he was more aroused than her and came prematurely after 10 seconds

by sarahburnettlovescock March 12, 2011

Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

by Depro October 20, 2012

ticklinging

To cover one's very small penis with one's very large penis, by placing the small penis in the urethra of the large. Or simply to have sex with a penis hole, with a penis.

Today I'm going to ticklinging my coworker upstairs in the storage.

by Chad Flyode October 26, 2011

anus tickling

the act of tickling ones anus with either your finger...or dick....also used as an insult.

your such a fucking anus tickler

by jimbo May 22, 2003

Blackmail the world into tickling the universe

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.

"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"

by Mourning Star May 1, 2006

Taint Tickling

the act of tickling a females taint with your index and middle finger.

"yo i was taint tickling this bitch for 3 hours straight!!"

by mr. fetus December 19, 2008

tickling

as in "gooch tickling"

1)when someone is doing something they shouldn't be doing or when what they are doing is annoying

2)what someone was doing when they were supposed to be hanging with you

Zopes! Stop tickling your gooch.

OR

"Where was he? Oh, he was tickling his gooch last night."

by Stuzko October 28, 2007