Blue Bell Thundercunt

Biggest cunt ever manufactured.
You know who you are.
They come in every group; they don't give a shit about you or anything else. Just themselves.
And sex.
And money.

And they crack a shitton of dead baby jokes.

All in all, Blue Bell Thundercunt is someone you'd rather pistol whip.
Seriously.

Blue Bell Thundercunt apparently likes to sleep around a lot.
Seriously.
Pffff-

by RenataMoPasta August 24, 2011

Horse fucking Thundercunt

An insult used by a small minority that means the victim is nothing.

Person 1: I don't like your motives.
Person 2: you are a Horse fucking Thundercunt

by Commander8750 September 2, 2022

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.

Hey guys let's play thundercunt!

by Ollielufc June 25, 2018

Thundercunt

verb
The act of throwing something with the pure, unbridled rage of 1,000 suns. Often resulting in the destruction of thrown item.

Tom: What is that hole in your wall from?
Rob: I lost 10 matches in a row and Thundercunted my hampster into the wall.

by the indus river valley July 22, 2023

cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

Thundercunting

The act of using the entire power the universe to throw something at a wall as hard as humanly possible

Jerry lost a ranked match which resulted in him thundercunting his hamster against a wall

by Z3INU August 9, 2023