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Thunderfuck

A strain of Marijuana made in the U.S. through experimentation. About a year and a half old. Really fucking expensive though, but great weed and a big hit in the states.
Yo man, I want to get high tonight but have no fucking money, let's go break into Jerry's house and steal some thunderfuck man.
by invisible157 July 5, 2009
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alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.
Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.
by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006
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Thunderchud

A person of poor physical appearance, lacking basic grooming or hygiene skills. An ugly, filthy, smelly person. One who resembles feces.
Mad Voodo married a beautiful woman. But five years later he awoke next to the thunderchud that his wife had become, and it made him sad.
by spankadoodledoo May 18, 2014
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Thunderfuck

When a guy has sex with a girl but doesn't last long.
Girl one:"I had sex with Evan last night and he was such a thunderfuck."

Girl two: "Ew that sound horrible!"
by Eg.284200 June 29, 2017
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Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Now down to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet Glamtron 5000. Queen of earth.
by NumbchuckBitch August 6, 2022
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Thunderchunky

A "obese" person that can run a 5sec 4Oyard sprint, a 8 minute mile, or can jump 30 inches or higher.
Man 1:Wow, that fat guy just robbed the supermarket!
Man 2:Where is he, where did he go?
Man 1:MAN!, he ran fast as hell! Yo, I think he was a thunderchunky.
by Mike G. AKA atlnino July 18, 2006
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Alaskan Thunderfuck

A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.
Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up
by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009
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