Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
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Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!
Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!
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The act of throwing a thread in a discussion forum off topic, oftentimes so much so that the original discussion is unable to continue.
A common result of a troll attempting to have fun at the expense of people actually trying to use the forum.
A common result of a flame war between multiple users.
Commonly helped along unintentionally by people who are simply off topic, as well as the occasional Grammar Nazi
A common result of a troll attempting to have fun at the expense of people actually trying to use the forum.
A common result of a flame war between multiple users.
Commonly helped along unintentionally by people who are simply off topic, as well as the occasional Grammar Nazi
Here is an example as might happen in the forum of an unreleased video game:
Topic: Post your ideas for things you want the developers to put into the game!
Original Poster:
Hey guys Ill edit my post to add ur ideas to this post Ill start off with destructible terrain no one's pulled that off as well as X-Com did back in the day.
Grammar Nazi:
Man Original Poster! What's with all of the huge run on sentence! Use some punctuation while you are at it too. Also, don't say ur, abbreviations are for text messaging, no one's gonna take you seriously.
Troll:
Haaahaaa, whatever Grammar nazi, ur so shtupid, wher'd u get ur PHD, shtupid land? n` Original Poster, wat u doin playin such an old game like X-Com for, it's SOOOO dated, I hate da graphics and der are so many bugs n crap
Original Poster:
Hey, X-Com is still rated the #1 game of all time by a lot of people! Who cares if it's got dated graphics, and if you get the right version or a fan made patch you can run it on a modern system easy.
Moderator:
Troll, stop trying to derail threads, this is your first warning, two more and it's a ban.
And Grammar Nazi, don't correct people's grammar in a thread, if you absolutely MUST do it, send a private message instead so it doesn't clutter up the forum!
I see you two derailing a thread every time I log onto the forum. And Original Poster, get back on topic or I'm going to lock this thread,
Topic: Post your ideas for things you want the developers to put into the game!
Original Poster:
Hey guys Ill edit my post to add ur ideas to this post Ill start off with destructible terrain no one's pulled that off as well as X-Com did back in the day.
Grammar Nazi:
Man Original Poster! What's with all of the huge run on sentence! Use some punctuation while you are at it too. Also, don't say ur, abbreviations are for text messaging, no one's gonna take you seriously.
Troll:
Haaahaaa, whatever Grammar nazi, ur so shtupid, wher'd u get ur PHD, shtupid land? n` Original Poster, wat u doin playin such an old game like X-Com for, it's SOOOO dated, I hate da graphics and der are so many bugs n crap
Original Poster:
Hey, X-Com is still rated the #1 game of all time by a lot of people! Who cares if it's got dated graphics, and if you get the right version or a fan made patch you can run it on a modern system easy.
Moderator:
Troll, stop trying to derail threads, this is your first warning, two more and it's a ban.
And Grammar Nazi, don't correct people's grammar in a thread, if you absolutely MUST do it, send a private message instead so it doesn't clutter up the forum!
I see you two derailing a thread every time I log onto the forum. And Original Poster, get back on topic or I'm going to lock this thread,
by ZOMGRLY? February 23, 2009
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by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011
Get the Three Shits to the Wind mug.A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017
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"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009
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Jaymand uses a screen to get open for a pass and takes a shot behind the arc as time expires.
While the ball is in the air as Jaymand confidently says, "CHETTY FOR THREE!"
The ball goes in and Jaymand's team wins.
Jaymand uses a screen to get open for a pass and takes a shot behind the arc as time expires.
While the ball is in the air as Jaymand confidently says, "CHETTY FOR THREE!"
The ball goes in and Jaymand's team wins.
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