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The projection of postmodern thought into the future, imagining how its core insights will evolve as technology, society, and consciousness transform. Third Millennium Postmodernism anticipates a world where the boundaries between human and machine, natural and artificial, real and virtual have dissolved completely—where the constructed nature of reality is not just a philosophical insight but a lived experience. In this future, postmodernism is not a critique of grand narratives but the default state of existence: we will constantly navigate multiple realities, multiple identities, multiple truths, with no expectation of unity. Third Millennium Postmodernism is the philosophy of the post-human, the post-truth, the post-everything—a toolkit for surviving in a world where nothing is fixed and everything is possible.
Example: "The VR environment allowed users to create their own realities, their own truths, their own identities. Third Millennium Postmodernism had become not philosophy but user experience. There was no 'real' world anymore—just infinite constructed ones, each as valid as any other. The question wasn't 'what's true?' but 'which reality do you want to inhabit today?'"
by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026
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The Third Man Paradox

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The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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third great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent's third cousin.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
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Perma-third

When your best friend or roommate gets a significant other. A reference to being a third wheel - all the time.
My roommate just got a boyfriend, and now I'm stuck being perma-third.
by LizzieDoob521 November 11, 2011
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Dot warner from Animaniacsfull name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”
by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020
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Plead the third

To plead against having soldiers come live in your home... very reasonable
by ohshootdarnit August 17, 2019
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Toodle Poodle The Third

Toodle Poodle the third is my baby. I smash its head in
Lets go kill toodle poodle the third! I heard it crys after
by TOODLE July 27, 2023
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