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Pokenemonus Thegonus

The biblical term for the game Pokemon GO, as is observed by Lord Francis of the Filth in his video "POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY."
Filthy Frank: Now the bible talks about the Pokenemonus Thegonus...Pokemon GO.
by MadMark255 April 8, 2019
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National thigh fuck day

A day to appreciate thigh fucking because thighs are amazing and unappreciated
Thigh fucking is so unappreciated! Let's make it known with national thigh fuck day
by Https.ray January 28, 2022
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Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
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Thigh Sweats

The moistening of one's thighs due to a sexual attraction. Typically referring to a female, but not exclusively.
Damn fool, your mom can't stop staring at me... She must have the thigh sweats for me!
by holdfast April 17, 2009
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Thiago

1• The best guy a girl could have. A great companion to accompany you any where and any time. He is incredibly handsome, funny, caring, comforting and just amazing. Thiago is impressively smart, gets amazing grades, and is admired by his friends. He learns to speak spanish just to talk to your parents, and makes the best jokes. Everybody needs a Thiago in their life, if you ever find one, never let him go... *don't take a Thiago to the movies, he thinks it's a waste of his life.* Could be a one of a kind boyfriend, but no girl has ever been able to find out before.

2• A waffle with peanut butter, blueberries, and maple syrup. Extremely popular in southern Brazil.
Example #1-
Guy 1: Dude, Thiago helped me with my math homework, and he helped me ace the test!
Guy 2: I'm so jealous of him ! He gets good grades and all the girls.

Example #2-
Girl 1: I had a Thiago at the waffle house this morning !
Girl 2: Aww! I heard those are amazing! I HAVE to try one !
by Twin. July 12, 2013
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Poker Thigh

Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.

The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."
by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007
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Thighjob

When a woman sits facing a man, takes his dick between her thighs and bounces until ejaculation occurs.
"Dude, I just got the best thighjob from Melissa."
by Vannyslim February 2, 2015
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