When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.
by Kp1336 November 23, 2016
When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".
by FakeMeat May 18, 2007
"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
The act of jerking yourself off with your left hand (or your right hand while its asleep) while using the western grip. (A left handed person would use their right hand).
by RBurton June 24, 2008
When you are walking and you get close enough to a person walking towards you that you and the other person have to jump or stutter back and forth until it is decided who is going left and who is going right.
by TarzanB April 15, 2010
Where a man sits on his own shaft, thereby cutting the circulation off from said genitalia; thereafter, the man proceeds to arouse himself and begin masturbation, so that it feels like he is pleasuring a stranger.
Ryan was a little confused with himself last night, and decided to give the Stranger 2.0 a test drive.
by Rough Boots July 22, 2011
A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.
"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."
by kikanjuuneko February 21, 2008