The window

Right before you break up with your gf, you have sex with her one last time, doggystyle, in front of a window. Make sure she's looking out the window. You pull out momentarily and get a friend to take your place. You then walk outside where she's looking out the window and wave to her.

Haha, I gave my bitch the window!

by primox April 11, 2005

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

Window

A time when a person is able to poop.

"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."

by OciferSven January 11, 2015

windowed

Being fucked through a window.

I windowed her last night!!

by 281298 October 5, 2016

Windows

A virus that people buy to make their computer "Run faster then Linux!".

I wasted $300 on Windows XP and it doesn't even work on my computer!

by unix_hacker September 8, 2004

windows

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!

by maddy January 14, 2004

windows

An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.

Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.

by Qbert January 21, 2005