Recycled Vandalism

A type of Vandalism that is so Badly and Poorly made its Funny, and, can be reused for satirical Purposes.

Tyler: Some kid drew all over my wallet, trying to fuck it up, but it looks really funny so i'm keeping it

Karl: Now That's what i call Recycled Vandalism

by Jonathan347774 September 22, 2021

vandalism

Setting a explosion on a building,/ property, without them knowing.

News: A hotel building has been destroyed, 20 people have died because someone apparently set a “bomb” on it.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 5, 2022

Vandal Opinion

a dumbass opinion, some conservative or edgy shit vandal would agree with

Man 1: Did you hear that jack thinks the moon landing was faked?

Man 2: Oh yeah man, that's a Vandal Opinion

by 2004 toyota corrola August 2, 2022

vandalism

action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.

"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."

".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."

"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."

by anonymango November 25, 2016

waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.

Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!

by fartso54 November 25, 2016