dinosaur tadpole

big floppy fishy that can kill you in 1 second if it sees you

he is a dinosaur tadpole

by gtd65dcfyoui March 2, 2023

TADPOLES

~ Canadian Sperm ~

Oh Shit My Tadpoles

Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling

Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.

Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today

by rossydear2 May 29, 2022

Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010

White tadpole delight

Semen

And that's when I shot my white tadpole delight all over her face!
She lapped that shit up.

by Mooshifaise September 3, 2009

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 5, 2011

Tadpoled

A subcategory of the ever elusive “catfish.” Not yet, however, a catfish in his/her own right—this being because they are who they are, under the guise of facetune and Snapseed. Recognisable, but not exactly what was advertised, and definitely not what you paid for.

Patrick: Went on a date with ya girl last night
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.

by Joeychampagnee July 23, 2019