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date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!
by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010
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stir the honey pot

When a penis is inside a vagina and the man gyrates his hips in a circular motion, instead of in and out, tracing the vaginal wall.
Last night Jerome tole me how he stir the honey pot of

Shaza-queeta and she don likes it. It be horrible. Wors sex move eva!
by she-nonymous February 14, 2012
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the honey pot

When ever you trust a girl and she plays you. As used in the movie Super Troopers.
Person 1 - "Was there anytime you suspected her using you?"
Person 2 - "Nah man, i thought she was genuine."
Person 1 - "You got played, thats whats called the Honey Pot."
by Y0shi June 28, 2008
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SNORKLING IN THE CHOWDER POT

Performing oral sex on a woman.
Yeah, it's her birthday..guess i gotta go snorkling in the chowder pot tonight.
by ranzerox November 1, 2007
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The Boiling Pot

When you hold a source of heat preferably a lighter underneath your ballsack so your semen heats up
My cum burned her mouth because I performed The Boiling Pot
by Anal7232 November 17, 2021
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unwrapping the flower pot

The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.
Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!
by malevolentmango September 12, 2016
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yeast in the coffee pot

The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.
I knew that something wasn't right after last night. When I woke up the next morning I realized that there was yeast in the coffee pot.
by pandacanon May 5, 2018
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