Pensacola Pez Dispenser

When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.

I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.

by MrPklz December 19, 2023

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When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.

This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas

by Vinegar Butt Sex January 25, 2024

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Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023

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Pez Boi

Pez, meaning peasant, is someone of low class who thinks otherwise and is broke. They usually live in harsh conditions located in the slums of Clayton County, GA, or Camden, NJ.

You ain’t got no money you pez boi.

by Ssidezzzz February 25, 2019

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Pez is also a girl's nickname it mean she's a ray of sunshine she's very bubbly and funny she has ocean blue eyes or crystal blue eyes ,her first child will be a boy she's a great singer who loves musicals.Her smile lights up the whole room and she's a gorgey hun.

I was feeling sad ,but when pez walked in the room smiling I immediately felt happy.

by 2011-always May 11, 2022

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