The Richard Nixon

When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"

On Halloween, I gave my girlfriend The Richard Nixon.

by ChristWhite December 09, 2008

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dick nixon

A Dick Nixon is when someone goes down on a guy. When it is time to shoot the load, you shoot it in their eyes so as to blind them. Then you punch them in the nose in order to knock them out. Once they are unconscious, you steal every thing you can grab from their place and get the hell out. If they ever call you out on what you did you are to reply, "I am not a crook!"

Yo Scott, let's go buy some expensive shit! Mary was giving me a blow job the other day and I totally Dick Nixoned her ass. I made it out with her credit card and panties so we're good to go

by kujo411 June 01, 2007

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Cold Nixon

A technique in Cunnilingus where the partner performing the oral sex uses an ice cube while constantly flashing the double peace signs and intermittingly blowing raspberries.

"Baby, I am not a crook"

"NO! NOT THE COLD NIXON!"

(A long, cold, satisfying raspberry ensues).

by S. White October 12, 2006

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Soggy Nixon

A sexual maneuver that will require a minimum of 1 (one) male participant(s). This maneuver will require a male to take a huge dookie on the concave portion of the opposite participant's torso. This is followed by a piss and a fresh load in the same portion of the torso. This must be then stirred by an erect phallus. There are also many variations of the Nixon. Examples are: Nixon's Last Breath, Nixon's Last Stand, The Red Nixon (not recommended,) Nixon Does America, Nixon On The Rocks, and The Nixon Casserole.

After I fucked that bitch she was talking kinky. So I performed the Soggy Nixon on the concave portion of that hoe's torso.

by S&R Breweries Ltd. July 12, 2006

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Dashboard Nixon

A bobble head of Richard Nixon which is placed on your Dashboard.

Fred: Hey man, what's that on your Dashboard?
Adam: Oh hey, that's my Richard Nixon bobble head.
Fred: Well slap my ass and call me Hot Carl, you're right! Where can I get a Dashboard Nixon?
Adam: I dunno, look it up on Google.

by Nixon2012 May 26, 2009

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