hooker

Hooker: *noun* (1)A woman who preys on innocent male bystanders with her sexual wit and cleverness and imagination. (2)A species of whale.

Maybe we'll see some hookers while we're out on the bay.

by Chantel & Julia September 22, 2005

hooker

someone who wears hoochie skirts and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

tita marlou

hooker

by iHateEmos July 12, 2007

Hooker

Someone who sells their body by means of sex to make a living.

Dustin Burton can never love Sandy as much as I do because he is a hooker.

by MoonshinelovesSandy January 17, 2010

Hookerism

The Study of Hookering; The Religion of Hookering.

Omg, did you hear? Bailey dropped out of school to convert to Hookerism!

by aliximmortal February 21, 2011

hooker

1. a woman whose undertaking is referred to as "the earliest business of the human history", or to provide various sexual services for money to her general male clientele. A hooker usually does not limit or qualify her client as long as the client is allegedly willing and able to compensate for the service to be offered. The business of hookers is rendered illegal or unlawful in vast majority of legislation, hence it is also rendered illegal or unlawful to promote the business in any way.

2. (adjective) of a hooker; of any of the qualities associated with a hooker and/or her business with negative or positive implications depending on the context.

3. (H-) an automotive brand of Holley Performance Products (Hooker Headers), or its product, which has been playing an indispensable role in NASCAR.

2. Hooker orange juice (as Jay Leno called TANG powder conc.)

by 0myg0d December 5, 2013

hooker

most likely- you or your girlfriend

damnit he called me a hooker

or

that bitch is a hooker she fucked my best friend

by hotter than u December 18, 2004

hooker

Someone you do not know who you are extremely jealous of because they are beautiful. Only used on girls and gay men.

Look at her hair, she is such a hooker!

by Daryn Orr April 9, 2007