Governor of South Korea

You know what? You're right. Thought, I may also be the Front Man.

Hym "You know what? You're right Frannie. Becoming the governor of South Korea could be considered a betrayal of my Japanese brothers and sister. Therefore! I will rule from Japan. I'll ship the Korea women to me."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

Governor

A guy that, for some reason, people think is more important than everyone else, kind of like a president.

People put a lot of importance on what a governor says, when he really he's just a guy (or she's just a gal) like everyone else. One that makes mistakes like everyone else.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Governor Hot Wheels

Loser Governor in Texas who has fumbled multiple disasters in Texas and cost humndreds of lives in the process.

Governor Hot wheels had the national guard deployed hundreds of miles away while hundreds of people drowned in the flood.

by heywood jablome 2712 July 6, 2025

Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016

Governor Cuomo

He should have just let them impeach him and stayed defiant in office if he really wanted to stay in office. Trump is a clown and he still didn't resign, he didn't let anybody walk over him.

Governor Cuomo isn't a predator, he's just weak under pressure, now someone else has his job, thanks not just to others, but also to himself. He let other people get rid of him by not really taking a stand against anyone.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

Governor

Term for someone who is annoying and infringing. Family Joke. Derived from Gavin Newsom

Dad, you're a governor.

by HubstaAtSchool April 12, 2022