by offwiththeirheads August 29, 2012
Guy 1. So how did head go?
Guy 2. Awww man, she didn;t tell me she was on, I looked like Cunt Dracula
Guy 2. Awww man, she didn;t tell me she was on, I looked like Cunt Dracula
by bulmander November 16, 2007
Belinda was switching channels after a long day at work and landed on Fixed Noise. bearded and obese Rafael Ted Cruz was on with Tucker Carlson to slam the libs and Belinda said "I don't got enough Chardonnay to sit through Fat Dracula. fucking pass dude."
by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022
Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.
Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"
by Jack August 17, 2007
This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!
Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.
by Cunthamstertoastmaster March 19, 2016
He has continued to demonstrate his unrelenting intention to drain the lifeblood from every intelligent citizen and every effective and protective institution in the US and so we call him the American Dracula.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
I was fucking this swamp donkey last night and she didnt tell me she was on the rag i turned on the lights and BAM! dracula dick!
by smiley the swamp donkey hunter September 24, 2009